garbage-empress:

Detective on a Jane Doe case: I don’t know who she is, but I know a guy who will.

Akinator:

Is your character real?

Is your character a white female between the ages of 28-35?

Is your character someone who died under mysterious circumstances?

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gachimuchisimo:

neo-soulless:

wrongmovehoe:

Is he filling out his shorts cause he’s got big meat or big balls 🧐

Does it matter?

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such-justice-wow:

tilthat:

TIL that sumo referee’s visibly carry a Knife in their belt to show their willingness to commit suicide if they make a bad call.

via reddit.com

When will other sports

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mysong5:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

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sapphic-ambitions:

THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

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e-seal:

People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”

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fagmarx:

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

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post-brahmanism:

trapcard:

ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

Takis said fuck the troops

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