Ben * 20 * Sagg * TX
my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night
Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.
(via tuesdaey)
…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”
(via tuesdaey)
Detective on a Jane Doe case: I don’t know who she is, but I know a guy who will.
Akinator:
Is your character real?
Is your character a white female between the ages of 28-35?
Is your character someone who died under mysterious circumstances?
(via tuesdaey)
Is he filling out his shorts cause he’s got big meat or big balls 🧐
Does it matter?
(via fredbydawn)
(via tuesdaey)
THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING
(via fredbydawn)
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Takis said fuck the troops
(via tuesdaey)